About the Author

Mrs. Odie is not my real name. I write anonymously for one reason: I am a public high school teacher. Okay, four reasons: my job, my husband, and my two daughters. They deserve to remain anonymous.

“Viva” is what I call my four year-old, and “Pringles” is my youngest, born in June 2011. The latter’s name comes from when I was pregnant: “I just ate my fetus’s body weight in Pringles” I wrote as my Facebook status, and my clever friend Trixiebelle quipped “That’s what you should name her!” The nickname stuck and to this day Trixie has a hard time calling my youngest by her real name.

My husband Odie is also a teacher. He is gorgeous, tall, nerdy, and socially anxious. The whole package.

I come from a family of girls who produce girls. I have four sisters, two daughters, and three nieces. The only way you can get into this family as a man is to marry in. (Editor’s note: my stepsister recently gave birth to a healthy boy!)

I’m an Aries, a vegetarian (90% of the time, the other 10% I eat Filet-O-Fish sandwiches and hate myself), and the ambivalent owner of two cats and a dog.

Writing is my dream job. It is my passion. Like most people, though, I don’t have my dream job. I have my real job, which is teaching high school English. I spend so much time grading papers, I am struggling to keep up my blog, but I won’t quit, I promise.

When I am not physically writing, I am writing in my head. Having a successful blog and all that it leads to is me living my dream. Welcome to my dream.

This blog is about my life and my commentary on life. It is honest, irreverent, and hopefully funny. Thank you for reading. If this isn’t enough, and let’s face it, it’s not, ¬†you can follow me on Twitter: @mrsodie2. Joel McHale direct messaged me once. I’m that good.

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16 Responses to About the Author

  1. Oh MY! Just found you, and already lovin’ it! Will be reading more tonight as I feed my 25 week old on the left and cuddle my 4 1/2 year old on the right. Sick hubbie at a distance, since I dont’ want to catch his nasty cold.

  2. Sandy says:

    Just found your blog and loving’ !!l

  3. Stephanie says:

    Really enjoying your blog. My two year old daughter sleeps with me in a pillow nest and also yells for me to “i hold you”! Was so funny to see that your LO says something similar. I am also a slave in the public school system.

  4. lisasff says:

    You know I love your blog…. You may not be interested, but I did nominate you for an Inspiring Blogger award: http://lisasff.wordpress.com/2013/01/12/january-12-2013-really/

  5. Gotcha. And I’m a’gonna read’ja. And I’m a’gonna foller ya.

    Not creepy or anything. We’re cool.

  6. Camille Lomax says:

    From Ask Mrs. Odie: “My favorite coffee house in Davis, CA! Before Starbucks…”
    Are you UCD alumni? What was the name of the coffee house, Caffe Roma? I can’t remember. But it was great!

  7. ryndice says:

    Oh my gawd!! I think you are wonderful. I had a TBF. She left me. I have now stopped grieving, but it took awhile. It did not help that I had invited her and her family over for many a holiday dinner, telling myself they were better company than blood relatives. I was wrong. I introduced her to several of my friends. Before I knew it, she was telling them everything that was wrong with me. Granted, I am human. I am not without my sins and quirks, but I generally act out of an open heart and do my best to treat people right. Thank you, for the light hearted approach to the end of a friendship. I still think of her sometimes. Her photo comes up on facebook, it keeps trying to make us friends again. Nope! Not gonna do that…
    So glad you spent your winnings on a plane ticket flew home. Keep up with the healthy eating, Mr. Odie deserves someone to grow old with.

  8. Colette says:

    I’m a been a reader of your blog Mrs Odie,for a while now I love it! I’ve never commented but when I googled you this evening, this page came up so I thought what a good a place as any to say hello!! Many a evening has been spent reading your posts with my glass (err..bottle would be more honest) of wine or my Baileys *hic* and I love that down time! I don’t follow lots of blogs, of those I do, you rank very highly! I’m now in the phase of reading some of your older posts again .. thats how much I enjoy this little space on the web! Soooo.. did someone mention shopping??? ;)

  9. Mrs. Are You Kidding-Me says:

    One of my colleagues directed me to your site saying you were not only brilliant, but funny, and mean spirited. I’ve been reading for a while and yes, you’re incredibly funny as well as brilliant and you do have a mean streak – I think we all have a mean streak and tend to have an inner bully from time to time.

    My question to you ( a serious one ) – As an educator how do you deal with bullying in your school district? From reading your blog your children are still very young correct? If your children are bullied by anyone how do you think you as a mother will handle that?

    Do you think bullying transcends to blogs? Do you think you bully others in your blog? Or really is it all in fun for you. I’m just trying to figure out as I smile when I read your words- They could’ve been my own 15 years ago.

    Personally I think you’re brilliant enough to write a book. It would blow all of the other mommy bloggers out of the water.

    Seriously.

    Truly I’m not criticizing you I’m just trying to understand your blog. Yu ate an enigma and that’s a good thing:)

    Puzzles are our friends.

    • Mrs Odie 2 says:

      Do you think I do? I’m inclined to think you do, or you wouldn’t ask the question. I’ll tell you what I think as an “Ask Mrs. Odie” post. I’ve written it as a draft, but it needs to sit overnight before I can edit. “Mrs. Are You Kidding-Me” does not create an ethos of trust on my end, frankly.

  10. Loving that I found your blog but hating that you don’t have a LIKE button! Come on now! Give in! ;)

    • Let me also add that I just read your husband’s vasectomy post and it’s GREATNESS. It wouldn’t let me comment though! Please tell him I had something extremely witty and wonderful to say ;)

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