I went back to work on Thursday of last week, but only started teaching yesterday, Monday the 30th. Odie doesn’t go back until next week, so he’s been a full-time dad/house husband. He gets up with me in the morning, feeds, changes, and dresses Baby V, drives her to daycare and then comes home and cleans the house. He picks her up three hours later, holds and rocks her while she cries herself to sleep missing me (well, my boobies, to be exact), then gets a nice 50 minute rest before she wakes up again.
Today, he did all the laundry, went grocery shopping, then picked Baby V up from daycare and brought her to see me at my school at lunch.
And get this: he brought me flowers.
When I got home from work, he poured me a glass of wine.
I am totally not making this shit up.
What the hell am I going to talk about in couples therapy Thursday?