I signed up for a Twitter account, but I can’t figure out how to resize my damn picture in order to load it. I think I need to use Odie’s computer. I am so completely inadequate with any kind of photo editing technology. If you want to follow me, though, I’m @MrsOdie2. So, do with that what you will.
Last night, I dreamed that I was Joan Rivers’ guest at the Oscars. I thought it would be such an awesome VIP hook-up, but we went to some cheesy hotel ballroom and I ended up setting potato chips on fire with a lemon verbena scented candle in the bathroom. Then, in the dream, I remembered that Anne Hathaway and James Franco were supposed to host the Oscars this year and wondered what the hell had happened to that.
I woke up excited about the Oscars on Sunday, but simultaneously bummed that I haven’t seen a single film this year.