Monthly Archives: January 2013

Small Minded Gossip

Posted on January 29, 2013 by

First, the part where I apologize for breaking my New Year’s Resolution. Who’s with me? Come on… You don’t really go to the gym three times a week, right? You only made it through 20 minutes of “Insanity!” and you’re … Continue reading →

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Golden Globe Acceptance Speech

Posted on January 14, 2013 by

Thank you, Hollywood Foreign Press Association, for this honor. I have a vague ghost of an idea what you are because I know the meanings of words, but nothing outside that. Your gig is much better than the Oscars because … Continue reading →

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