Monthly Archives: July 2013

Name Dropper

I grew up on the sets of television shows, starstruck as hell. My friends at school didn’t allow me to talk about it. They treated me like a stuck-up bitch whenever I mentioned my dad’s profession. I’ll never forget the … Continue reading

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Salad Days

I love hanging out with women and having women friends, but god damn it if I don’t get tired of talking about food.  “What are you doing?” “How are you eating?” “What’s your exercise program?” “You look great!” “You’ve lost … Continue reading

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