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Toxic Best Friend in Vegas Part 2: The Last Stand

The watch I had on is in my bathroom medicine cabinet. It still says 11:03. A few hours after I left Toxic Best Friend and her Pussy Posse at the blackjack table, I checked my watch again. It still said … Continue reading

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Mrs. Odie: Crimestopper

My stepmom usually comes over early on Monday mornings and helps me out with my girls. She holds Pringles while I drag Viva through her morning routine of getting dressed, eating, and brushing her teeth. Sometimes Stepmom will take over the morning routine … Continue reading

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